pornography and fine arts touch project

[ecce_cello]

i have an ipad, i want to control my computer from it with the touch of the point of my penis. it's for an artistic project that mixes up pornography with fine arts and technology. i hope i can do this with lemur and that there are scripts for this... i'd like to be able to map also my balls, so let's say i can dynamically use these three touch points to perform and create different gestures, and assign to them different tasks.

omg, i swear i have been 2 days until i found why i couldn't post in the forum. i had to post first here!!!
ok. this is my first post. i just couldn't resist.
can i post now a decent one?

hello lemures!